Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Clean Sweep

"I love vacuuming listening to Air Supply."
"No way! Metallica is better."
"Oh no. Air Supply allows you to cover the entire area in long sweeping strokes - better coverage."
"But Metallica means cleaner carpets - short, heavy strokes!"


Surreal? Wonder if it really was the alcohol?